{"product_id":"bag-of-miniature-frogs","title":"Bag of Miniature Frogs","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet yer bag o' frogs today!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a toy - Small parts - Please do not give to children\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3D printed with PLA plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrogs are smaller than 1 inch each\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e15 frogs in each bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI can't prove that they'll make you happy but it sure raises my spirits to see a bunch of tiny frogs staring at me while working my soulless office job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach bag comes with a header card that says \"Mom slow the car down! There's fucking frogs all over the fucking road.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in all green or neon mix\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your friend does not like frogs this is probably not a good gift for them\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackage design by FemurVision. Thank you to Demamba Prints for allowing use of the printing file.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FemurVision","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":43618058108976,"sku":null,"price":3.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Mix","offer_id":43618058141744,"sku":null,"price":3.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/4147\/3328\/files\/ShopPhotoPNG3.png?v=1789434346","url":"https:\/\/femurvision.com\/products\/bag-of-miniature-frogs","provider":"FemurVision","version":"1.0","type":"link"}